roseclifford96:

———LOST STUFFED LION———IMPORTANT———
Name:Daniel the Lion
Breed:Stuffed
Age: 2 days old
Will come to you if you have green hair.He enjoys french fries and peas and chicken.
If found please return to nearest 5SOSfam member or owner @michael5sos on twitter.
Please help us find this beloved stuffed animal…

vodkaclifford:

you go on a date to a restaurant that waiter Calum works at to make him jealous because you’ve always had a crush on him and when he brings your food, he “accidentally” spills your date’s food onto his lap, which causes your date to curse him out and excuse himself to go to the bathroom to clean up, so waiter Calum sits in his spot and says “I guess I’m your date now”